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Every tee starts as a random 3am thought, a weird shower revelation, or an observation nobody asked for. Now it's on a shirt. You're welcome.

Bad With Decisions, Great With Stories – Funny Drinking Graphic Tee
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Randomteeees started because a notebook wasn't enough. These are the thoughts that pop up mid-shower, during long flights, or at exactly 2:47am.

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"do fish know they're wet?"
3:12 AM Β· Shower
"parallel universe me has great hair"
Tuesday Β· Boredom
"clocks are just stress circles"
Work meeting Β· Dissociation
"gravity is just Earth being clingy"
2:47 AM Β· Can't sleep
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